Closet Caper

27MAR2006: Omaha, Nebraska

The fireworks went off in the arena for the start of WWE RAW as Joey Styles, Jerry Lawler and Jonathan Coachman welcomed us to the show, and we are under a week away from WrestleMania 22!

Carlito is already in the ring, set for action here tonight as he's asked for a rematch with Kane!

Kane vs. Carlito
Referee: Mickey Hensen

As Kane prepared to set of his pyro, Carlito launched the initiative clipping Kane's leg and going to work on Kane to covered for two. Kane sat up and Carlito lammed him then delivered a series of right hands with little effect. Kane grabbed Carlito by the throat but Carlito raked at Kane's eyes and then jumped on his back with a sleeper. Kane yanked Carlito off by the hair, Carlito poked him in the eyes again but then ran into a big boot. Kane nailed right hands in the corner and then charged in with a clothesline.

Kane nailed another clothesline for good measure in the corner and then a side slam before going up top to connect with a clothesline on Carlito. Kane signalled for the chokeslam, Carlito avoided it and sent Kane to the corner then dropkicked Kane's knee and covered for two. Carlito's springboard effort got him caught by the throat and Carlito pulled the referee in to break the hold - the terrified ref called for the bell.

Winner by disqualification, Kane

Kane chased Carlito to the back where he cornered him only to have Trevor Murdoch, Lance Cade and Chris masters jump him. They slammed Kane into a closet door, locked him in there and then Masters parked a fork lift in front of the door. The Big Show appeared on the scene and cleaned house on the guys then went to move the forklift, but had to push it because there were no keys.

Back in the arena, Masters and Carlito made their way down to the ring looking all cocky as the Big Show is shown on the TitanTron in the back pushing the forklift. Kane suddenly walked up behind Show and asked if he needed a hand! Show asked how he got out of there - Kane shrugged and pointed over his shoulder, saying there's another door back there. Show and Kane made their way towards the arena while a bewildered Masters and Carlito looked on.

Masters recovered enough to take the mic to declare he and Carlito will walk out of WrestleMania as the World Tag Team Champions. He said he's proven it a million times, nobody breaks his Master Lock, and not even Big Show could escape the Master Lock Challenge.

Big Show's entrance theme blares as he and Kane make their way to the ring. Kane chased Carlito through the crowd as the Big Show got set to face the Master Lock Challenge. Show sat in the chair and Master's had trouble getting the Master Lock on. Show shrugged and Master's went for it again but couldn't get it on. Masters said it wasn't fair and Show is all greased up. Show wiped himself off with a towel as the fans chanted 'pussy' at Masters. Master's went to lock it in again and again he couldn't get a grip. Masters got po'ed and nailed Show in the back - Show got tired of the play and nailed Masters with the chokeslam.


Night's Match Results
- Kane def. Carlito by disqualification
- Shawn Michaels def. Triple H by disqualification
- The Spirit Squad def. Eugene, Val Venis and Viscera
- Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson def. Candice Michelle and Victoria
- Non Title: John Cena def. Mr. McMahon by disqualification