DWARF STAR

Monday Night RAW
January 14, 2008
Mobile, AL
source: Wrestlingnewsworld.com

In preparation for the Royal Rumble, Mr. McMahon arranged a Mini Royal Rumble Match for his son, Hornswoggle, complete with mini-versions of Mr. Kennedy, Kane, Batista and Mankind.

Royal Rumble Teaser

Match is just like a typical Rumble match with rules. Hornswoggle is out first. It's hard to see in the arena thanks to all the smoke from JBL's intro and exit. Mr. Kennedy is out next.... but it's a midget version of Mr. Kennedy.

The midget Kennedy tries to grab the mic from the ceiling and do the KENNEDY intro but he can't reach it. Couple of near eliminations early on. Hornswoggle hits a dropkick but gets caught in the corner by the midget Kennedy. Next out is the midget Mankind. Little Kennedy catches Mankind as soon as he gets in the ring. Little Mankind pulls out Socko but Hornswoggle blocks it and throws Little Mankind out. Hornswoggle picks up the mini Kennedy and throws him out. A roided up looking midget Batista comes out and does Batista's intro. Mini Batista in and hits a spear on Hornswoggle, then shakes the ropes, just like Batista. Hornswoggle almost falls out of the ring but he holds on. The counter goes off again and out comes a mini Kane.

The counter goes off again and it's the real Great Kahli along with his translator. The mini Batista comes back in the ring and lays out Hornswoggle. The real, 7 foot 3 inch Khali comes to the ring.

Khali goes after Hornswoggle but he takes off. In comes Finlay from behind attacking Khali with the shillegah. Finlay gets Ranjin Singh in the arena and lays him out and watches on as Khali leaves. Hornswoggle comes back in the ring and threy throw Singh out. The referee raises Hornswoggle's hand as the winner.